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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!