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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.