Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of squids?

A *squad*

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!