Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.