How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)