Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Previous Random Joke Next
Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Ken Doll Jokes More Ken Doll Jokes

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.