Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!