Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

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Everybody hates Pilipinos.

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Amazon.

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Prime Rib

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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