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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Who's there! Barbie! Barbie who?

Barbie Q!

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

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What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!