Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

Because he always came in another box.

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.