Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
Scramble
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Because Ken always came in another box.
Because Ken came in another box.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Amazon'
Give him test tickles.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
There's a sale on at the fern store!
