Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
There's a sale on at the fern store!
On dos axes
Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
A top-of-the-lime model.
A sweet Dill.
