What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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What kind of limes open doors?

Key limes.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.