Eighth Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish Pokémon.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

Removed

What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.