Eighth Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

What is a tick's favorite fruit?

Lime.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.