Eighth Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

Lime Jokes More Lime Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What is a tick's favorite fruit?

Lime.

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What did one repost say to another?

Well the flag is a big plus!

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.