What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

Previous Random Joke Next

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!