What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.