What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Where does the zombie president live?

In the wight house.

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What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.