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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.