What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.