What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.