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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.