What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

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What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.