Detroit Jokes

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

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5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Labor Day Jokes More Labor Day Jokes

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

3 Wise Man Jokes More 3 Wise Man Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!