Because they heard there were no jobs there.
It went to Detroit.
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They don't.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
All the pairs of floating eyes
5 years.
Not being from Detroit.
I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."
The parrot says, "Detroit."
Labor Day.
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Detroit
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
He was in de-Nile.
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
To say hello.... From the other side.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
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