Detroit Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

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Labor Day.

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Labor Day.

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Not being from Detroit.

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.