It went to Detroit.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
5 years.
Not being from Detroit.
Labor Day.
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Detroit
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
A double crosser.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Starburst!
You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
KFC isnt open on holidays.
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
Anteloping.
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
