Because they heard there were no jobs there.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It went to Detroit.
Detroitus
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They don't.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
All the pairs of floating eyes
5 years.
Not being from Detroit.
I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."
The parrot says, "Detroit."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Labor Day.
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Detroit
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
Polly wants a firecracker!
The 4th grade.
Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Tree fellas
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
They're used to disappointment.
The hypotenuse.
Serpants.
They were all petrified.
Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid
Anything you want as he can't hear you!
They heard there was water at the end
