Detroit Jokes

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.