Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*