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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*