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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.