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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable?

Because they're all rasta graphics.

What was Bob Marley's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.