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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

What's Bob Marley's favorite dessert?

Pot pie.

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.