How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

With jammin

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.