How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

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When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.