How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...