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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver