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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.