Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates