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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver