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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.