Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."