Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*