Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.