Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
He overslept.
Because 7 8 9.
Because 6 8 9
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
Because, 7 8 9...
Because Windows 8 9.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry
Because 7 (eight) 9
Clickbait
Because 7 ate 9
Because 7.. 8.. 9
9 polar bears
Because 7 8 9
9 mouths
It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)
Because 0 1 2
Because 9 was still alive.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
I can't even...
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.
Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
All the extra cubholders.
Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
Because 10 9 8
The finish line of the Boston Marathon.
To cloud 9
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
A Def Leppard.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;
As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
Because 9, 8, 7....
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
28 29's
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 ate(8) 9!
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Because 9, 7 8.
Because windows 7 8 9
Because 10 11 12.
Because ten, nine ate!
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
Because Santa came early!
He did gnat see that coming
Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....
To make ends meat.
It was a work of friction.
She moved.
It became a daddy short legs!
My toe sis!
Tony
Because he's married.
Because the sun is hott.
