9 Jokes

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.