Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
He overslept.
Because 7 8 9.
Because 6 8 9
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
Because, 7 8 9...
Because Windows 8 9.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry
Because 7 (eight) 9
Clickbait
Because 7 ate 9
Because 7.. 8.. 9
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Because 7 8 9
9 mouths
It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)
Because 0 1 2
Because 9 was still alive.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
I can't even...
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.
Baby! Let's do a 69.
Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
All the extra cubholders.
Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
Because 10 9 8
The finish line of the Boston Marathon.
To cloud 9
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
A Def Leppard.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;
As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
Because 9, 8, 7....
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
28 29's
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 ate(8) 9!
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Because 9, 7 8.
Because windows 7 8 9
Because 10 11 12.
Because ten, nine ate!
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
Because he's married.
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
Because seven "ate" nine.
Because we want to!
People are dying to get in.
Because there were 'nights.
They think, therefore they arrrr
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
A GoProbe.
Try or try not, there is no do.
Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was
