Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.