Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.