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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

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