10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
How many did it take last year
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Because 7 ate(8) 9!
Because 7 8 9
His leg was in a cast.
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
10 to 1.