10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
Because 9 was still alive.
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
Because it's all play.
10 to 1.