How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.