10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Zero.
None. That's a hardware problem.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
Alan RIPman
A man who tries to be everything but himself
10 to 1.
