How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.