How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude