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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude