Suh Dude Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

An oakie.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.: