What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...