What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude