What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.