What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Who's there! Crewcut! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left!

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.