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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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Who's there! Bette-lou! Bette-lou who?

Bette-lou a few pounds!

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.