Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.