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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Teddy Jokes More Teddy Jokes

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...