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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!