Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Who's there! Crewcut! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left!

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!