Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!