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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

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What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity