Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!