Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.