Teddy Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.