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Teddy Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Favourite Pasta Jokes More Favourite Pasta Jokes

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?

Tagliateddy!

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.