Teddy Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

Favourite Pasta Jokes More Favourite Pasta Jokes

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?

Tagliateddy!

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

Stilt Jokes More Stilt Jokes

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!