Teddy Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

Stilt Jokes More Stilt Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny