Teddy Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Favourite Pasta Jokes More Favourite Pasta Jokes

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?

Tagliateddy!

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!