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Teddy Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.