Teddy Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

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