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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.