What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Whats best joke aboot Canada?

I'm Canadian and i was just wondering