Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
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I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
I need to know what time to pick her up.
He was taking a sheet.
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
A tea bag stays in the cup longer!
In the bridle suite!
The steaks were getting too damn high.
Your head.
It's because they don't know the words.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.