What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.