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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.