What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.