What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What's a dogs favourite day?

Chewsday

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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Penicillin

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog