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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

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Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

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What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position