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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

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X Jokes More X Jokes

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.