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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?

X-Men

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.