Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position