Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

What does a Russian burglar wear?

Robber boots.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.