Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.