Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a russian tree?

Dimitree

What do you call a bad Russian pool player?

Skratchov

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.