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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey