Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"