Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

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Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!