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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.