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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!