Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

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Because OCT 31 == DEC 25