Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

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Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey