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What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'