What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

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Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'