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What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.