What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.