Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.
People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
He always had treble finding his keys!
A hypocrite!
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
