A snowfake.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
Gilles de la gourmette
Terraformal wear.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
Because he's a bad wrapper
A pineapple
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
A Snowman.
He was a snow call, snow show.
It'd be a waste of time.
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
Because they spend years at sea.
Only one, but it takes nine years.
Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.
A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
It's already got thousands of degrees.
