A snowfake.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
The latter represents people that win.
By watching corn!
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
You don't need to, they'll tell you
J Coal
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
He had snow balls
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
A watchdog.
Juan nail at a time.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
He's not a mourning person
At the university.
