What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is it called finding nemo?

Been wondering for years

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Permission Jokes More Permission Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Who's there! Con! Con who?

Con unhinged!

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person