A snowfake.
It was the Bain of his existence.
Fangtastic!
Slip and slide around.
Because people are dying to get in.
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
Because the P is silent.
Because he was on the nautilust.
They both have Sandy Claws.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Tijuana build a snowman
Snowballs!
Because they spend too much time changing.
Time to get it fixed.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
It's a fugazi.
They'd be terrified
A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!
An ill-eagle
One's a pro, and one's a con.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
He had no body to go with.
He's not a mourning person