What do you call a snowman who cons peo...

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Permission Jokes More Permission Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees