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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.