How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number