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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.