How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.