How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number