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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.