Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!