Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!