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Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.