Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number