What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.