What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.