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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Snail Boat Jokes More Snail Boat Jokes

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.