What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze