What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

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What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze