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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish