What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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What type of gum does a Buddhist prefer?

Enlightenmint!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette