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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette