What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette