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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!