What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish