What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.