Paul Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Well Driver Jokes More Well Driver Jokes

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.

Common Jokes More Common Jokes

What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in Common?

Theyre both dead and black.

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

Good News Jokes More Good News Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What's the good news?

Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Paul Walker Jokes More Paul Walker Jokes

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK