Paul Jokes

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

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What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?