Paul Jokes

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Dandruff Jokes More Dandruff Jokes

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her Head n' Shoulders in the glove box.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant