Paul Jokes

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul Walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Dandruff Jokes More Dandruff Jokes

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

What do you call a blad man with dandruff?

A Snowglobe!

Glove Box Jokes More Glove Box Jokes

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her Head n' Shoulders in the glove box.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

Attaturk.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)