What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The New York jets.