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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'