What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.