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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.