What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!