What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake!

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.