What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

Kar-a-TEA HA