What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.