What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

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What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

Kar-a-TEA HA

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.