What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!