What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!