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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.