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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off