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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

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What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it