Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off