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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.