Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

Got a pencil and worked it out.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.