Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side