Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.