It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Because he didn't want toupee.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
He was addicted to crack.
They meet up and crack each other up.
To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*
To get to the other... *sigh*
To be on the safe side!
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
They're both tearable.
Who is not buying this