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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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It got stuck to the chicken.

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He was snowed in.

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Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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It IS what it IS.

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Because they can spell it.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Use some antioxidants

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.