What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

Rust Jokes More Rust Jokes

Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants