What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

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Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.

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Optional.

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

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Audi!

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.