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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Rust Jokes More Rust Jokes

Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked