What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What is the tastiest car ever?

The BMW I8.

What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot