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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What is the tastiest car ever?

The BMW I8.

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.