What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

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Black man working

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Optional.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Audi

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot