Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.