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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

What's another name for a Dentists?

A filling station!

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.