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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.