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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.