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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because Egypt his tooth.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What is the opposite of peace?

Is the question.

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.