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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money