Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because Egypt his tooth.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.