Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there are too many Targets

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.