Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.