How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.