How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.