How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

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They just arrrr.

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I'm in, but I'm not decent.

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I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.