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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Why are pirates, pirates?

They just.

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Aye Phone Jokes More Aye Phone Jokes

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)