How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)