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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Aye Phone Jokes More Aye Phone Jokes

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)