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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

Arrr Jokes More Arrr Jokes

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!