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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why are pirates, pirates?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"