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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

What Pokémon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"