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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

Arrr Jokes More Arrr Jokes

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...