What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Who's there! Anais! Anais who?

Anais cup of tea!

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

Arrr Jokes More Arrr Jokes

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...