What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What did the cow with a cold say?

Boo

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew!

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".