Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
Skates!
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Because the Disc was cracked
Argh it's driving me nuts!
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.