What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

R Jokes More R Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.