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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!