What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!