What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

2015 Jokes More 2015 Jokes

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.