What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black in 2015?

The Flintstones.