What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

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What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.