What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel