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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi