Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?

Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.