Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.
He loves major keys.
Heavy metal.
Discuss
They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
It had freed up one GB of space.
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!
Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.