Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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They'll tell you.

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It has Seoul.

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Facial Hare

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When the judge threw the book at him.

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One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi