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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrre

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What do you call a migrant in space?

Illegal alien

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

80th Jokes More 80th Jokes

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Gb Jokes More Gb Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.