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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

80th Birthday Jokes More 80th Birthday Jokes

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Gary Jokes More Gary Jokes

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

80th Jokes More 80th Jokes

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

Pirate Pirate Jokes More Pirate Pirate Jokes

Why are Pirates pirates???

Because they ARRRRR

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrre

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy