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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?

They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

80th Jokes More 80th Jokes

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

Gb Jokes More Gb Jokes

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

How much free space does Europe have?

1 GB.

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

2015 Jokes More 2015 Jokes

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.