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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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2015 Jokes More 2015 Jokes

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black in 2015?

The Flintstones.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.