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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

80th Jokes More 80th Jokes

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.